Pisces!

I have decided that I am done with Virgo bashing and I am now moving on to the fish. This is an area I feel more than a little comfortable in getting into. So let me tell you about dating a Pisces. Fish tend to go with flow, for the most part they are easy going individual's, just don't reach out to touch them because that spooks them and sends them into hiding. Yeah, so, while they are generally easy going people they can also be very stubborn when it comes to getting things done and done right. If the salmon wants to swim upstream it will not only swim against the current it will jump up the water falls and make it to the top of the river dispite what the laws of nature and logic say. Oh, and then there is the emotions of a Pisces. Pisces are probably more emotional people than Virgo's (sorry had to bring the Virgo's in for this one). They do not wear their emotions on their sleeves the way Virgo's do. Infact you would never know a Pisces felt anything unless you actually asked them what they are feeling. They do not like sharing that part of themselves and know that once they do they have opened the can of worms that will get them hooked and cooked. A Pisces will give their heart and soul to the people they love and want in their lives, but they will also meet, spawn, and swim away real fast if given the opportunity. They know what is out in the real world but enjoy the seclusion and safety of staying in the nice flowing water going where ever the river will take them. They love to dream and live in those dreams, anything to keep them from the chaos of the world. If the have to join the world they become obsessed with doing things right and quickly to be able to get back into the nice safe river. The downside of this is they want to do it ALL right and quickly so they tend to jump from one thing to next to the next and rarely accomplish any of what they set out to do. If they do become focused on one thing, then that one thing becomes everything to them and they will not only complete it they will have a knowledge about it that rival most everyone. Picses Love to learn about everything and do everything and until all has been learned and tried they are not complete, and they will end up becoming grumpy insomniac's. So given this bit of knowledge, dating a Pisces is like walking into a whole other world. They can be some of the most loving and attentive people in the world. They can also be one of the most noncommital flighty people you will ever come across. Oh yeah, and we talk to and answer ourselves out loud in the middle of public events. This is a frightening thing to discover at the time it begin's and for no reason your date is arguing with themselves about how they should have gotten the white rose not the pink on for this date and....If this does happen to you just smile and say "honey did you say something?" That will usually kick them back into reality and stop the self talking to for the rest of the evening.