OK,OK I know we didn't show up at anyone's ouse last night but I have to tell you we do have a good excuse. We started out the rounds at my parents house, ended up going down to the church house because everyone in the neighborhood gathers there and Trick-or-Treats out of the trunks of their car's. Gave the parents (and my brother) their treats for Abbie. We decide that it would be easier to hit Connie's parent's home next. We got over there delivered their doggie treat's and then I walked over to the neighbors to give, as Connie would say, Satan (her name is really Sadie but she doesn't like Connie sooo....) her treats. I then walked over to pay on my new car. When I got over there (ok so here's where I start causeing the problem with the evening) I got talking to Lenard about these bad headaches I have been getting. Well one thing led to another and the next thing I knew I was in the basement, laying on a massage table with his wife rubbing me down 8-). Damn I really hate it when that happens, dont you? So by the time I got done with my massage it was too late to go over to anyone else's home. So, sorry everyone! But I do hope that you all had a great holiday.

Lorene, did you have fun in the pumpkin patch?

Oh yeah, my woman just informed me that I forgot to tell the world that Abbie LOVES pumpkin. I guess that makes her another one of those freaky things that love the Halloween holiday too.

*SIGH*

Ok Lorene, we all know it's the night before Halloween. What I want to know is if you were planning to spend all night tomorrow in the pumpkin patch waiting for the Great Pumpkin or were you going to spend the night terrorizing little children? Connie and I are going to be taking our newest daughter (yes, I do mean the dog) out trick or treating, so be looking for us. Oh ,and yeah, I do want the damn candy too!

Connie is carving her pumpkin right now (I finished mine already 8-P). She's putting a spider on this one. Her first one was the traditional pumpkin face. It is kinda cute though. I did this funky dragon face that really came out looking like an Asian who's cooing. I tried.

Well, off to do my nightly bubble bath. Avon has spoiled me. See you all tomorrow night.

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you all, Connie and I got the pictures developed so stay tuned for drunk Dylan pictures. They're sure to leave you laughing.

Ok so I have to admit that Saturday's party was a BLAST! I had a great time. Everyone looked really cool. Once again Lorene threw us all for a loop and came as something nobody would expect (KUDO'S). Dylan managed to out drink me (which is a real suprise). This year I managed to keep the contents of my stomach inside of me and all my clothes on (much to Connie's relief). I'm not sure how that happened but I didn't see anyone complaining (which I am considering a personal insult). The Host and Hostess were magnificent. Michelle, any time you want to lift your skirt for someone just let me know (only because she has great legs [I didn't get a look at anything else so don't stress Jeremy]). Thanks again for a great evening.

ACK! Ok I got to stop the surfing now.

I AM 52% GEEK.

Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar?

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Wanna know something even scarier...I can make myself look just like her.

Ok, so I was out surfine the blogger and I found this girl, Amy. She might be a bit off but she's totally real. Got to love that. We need more out there like her. I think I liked her site because I could say "Hey, I've felt just like that!" Check out her site down below.

I am sitting here trying to blog and Connie seems to think that I need to have makeup put one at right this moment. I think that she's trying to pawn her costume off on me. Now she says that I look like a boy with a wig and makeup on. Does that mean I'm in drag? Or, am I a man who wants to be a woman trapped in a lesbian's body? The answer to these and more puzzling question's may never be answered, but we are secure in the knowledge that they do exist.

Wanna read something scary...
I AM 23% GOTH.

Goth by night, normal by day. Deep in my
heart I know I am evil, but not on the
company's time. I do need to eat.

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See you all tonight!!!

I find this background strangely appropriate. I am becoming Bill Gates newest little robot.

OK, so here it is 2:00 in the morning and I can't sleep. Man I really hate this. I have every possible MicroSoft (by the way, in case you didn't know that term is copyrighted [The computer doesn't just make that neat symbol cause it's being stupid again]) term going through my head. You would think I was worried about getting these tests over with or something. So tonight I am going to muck with my page layout in blogger or play games or read a book or just do something other than study.

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way, I do care Dylan, I just am not too worried about whether people enjoy what I write or not. I just haven't got the ego to stress about it any more. Hey Lorene...I atleast try to get to the blog site every week or two unlike others that will go unmentioned for the time being :).

So it's Sunday. Yep that's what day it is.

My head hurts from studying. So I am not going to study right now, I'm going to babble.

BABBLE, BABBLE, BABBLE.

Ok that's done. Back to studying.

Boy has it been awhile since I last wrote anything. Maybe that's cause nothing much has been going on. Well Last week made up for the lax in my ever growing dull life. Monday I sliced open my finger and managed to get see cartilage, so they made me get stiches. Tuesday I shopped around for car insurance. Wednesday I took and passed that damn Server test ( I'm a MCP now!). On Wednesday I also picked up my new, old car (I now own a wagon for my dog). Oh yeah, Wednesday Connie walked out on Pioneer (A#@HOLES!). Thursday I kicked back and did nothing worth remembering. Friday I got a massage. I don't have a clue what happened to Saturday and Sunday but they came and went. I am now getting ready to head out and see about passing a few more tests. Oh and UPS SUCKS (just in case you wanted to know).

Have a good day ya all!

It's Saturday. Lorene is probably peeing her pants with the excitement of being able to go to haunted houses tonight. Toni is probably also looking forward to the nights escapade though I doubt as much as Lorene (no one can come close to matching her joy at this time of year). Avon will be arriving shortly then all hell will break loose as we scramble to get things put together before we run out to accomplish whatever needs to be done so that we can hopefully crawl into bed before 2:00am. I hate the weekends. They seem to be more of a bother thaan the rest of the week. Everyone and anyone that can call and want or NEED something does and I just end up pissed off that once again the only time I have with Connie is spent doing for everyone else. I have come to the conclusion that I am just one very angry person. I hate stupid, nagging people. The worst part of it is that I can be that stupid, nagging person (which just makes me that much more angry).

So here is my take on the day...fuck Avon, fuck haunted houses, fuck the ringing phone, fuck the nagging family, fuck the Presidents call to arms, fuck the assholes that want to rule the world, hell, fuck the world!

I don't think I am going to have a good day today. What do you think?

Well...Lot's have happened in the last few weeks. I am not sure how I feel about all of the happenings last week. I do know that I am angry that we were attacked. However, there is a part of me that is going; 'If we weren't arrogant, know -it-all ass holes who have to do everything bigger better and faster than the rest of the world, maybe, just maybe they would all just leave us alone'. I know that this isn't how the rest of the contry feels right now but, like I said, it's just a part of me. I do hope all of this sorts itself out in the quickest, safest, and least costly way possible for the entire planet. The ball is in our court, we need to be careful who we pass it to. For those of you that can I do recommend donating blood as soon as you can. It's needed badly. I can't so that just leaves one more spot open for those who can. It doesn't take long and the give you cookies after so who wouldn't want to. A fear of needles is no excuse Lorene. If I can spend my life as a walking pin cushion you can handle getting stuck once to help someone else out. If it will help you, I cook you a special dinner after :).

Love's to all. Be safe in your travels. Treat other's as you want to be treated. Kindness goes a long way at times like this.

Wow! You think it's been a while since I blogged? Things have been very chaotic. We have had surgeries, weddings, and funerals and that was all in just the last week and a half. It's been tough going. Oh well, life goes on...yada,yada,yada. I am beginning to think that Abbie will only behave for everyone else but Connie and myself. At puppy school last week she was a holy terror. I am really hoping that tomorrow won't be as tough. Any way got to run, laundry waits for no man (or woman).

Well, Abbie is officially enrolled in school. Last night we went to puppy school orientation. It we almost as mush fun as high school orientation, but more. We took Abbie with us even though we didn't have to. She was spoiled. Only one other owner brought their dog and he came late so Abbie got to demonstrate just about everything. She loves the teacher. She's the "Lady with the TREATS". Which, as everyone who owns a dog knows, means she's the bomb. I think that it's going to be good for her. She comes right away now when I call her name. So now I won't be going hoarse when we go outside and she finds a cat to play with.

I saw the knee doctor, not to be confused with the knee fairy, yesterday. He gave me the ok to jump on my bike, so now I am free again. Took a ride this morning. I do ok in in the middle gears. Low is a bit too tough when I climb hills but It shouldn't take too long to work my way back up to it. High is a snap. I LOVE biking. Glad my lungs can handle it now. I've gone frome a 30% lung capasity in 1993 up to 64% this year. I might have real lungs by the time I die at this rate.

Lorene, Toni, and Rob. Have fun watching people beat each other up tonight. IT'S SMACK DOWN NIGHT! I know it's improtant to you. Do me a favor though. Don't pick any fights with stupid people. There will be plenty of temtation to do this tonight, try to avoid it.

Lorene as for your question, I can say just about everything under the sun to my mom and she forgets it instantly (think she's having a midlife crisis).

Lorene, bring them on.

Scott you really need to take a real vaction. When I see or hear those words "I'm tired", there's a BIG problem. Time to take a cople steps back and breathe. Trust me I know. I know I love you and miss you. I'm sure the others around here do to. Come on home and we will shower you with all of the unwanted attention you can handle (and some you can't). *BIG HUG*

I woke up felling icky. Sore throat. Achy muscles. Just feel crappy. I might not even get down to the school like I wanted. We'll see.

BTW Lorene, Toni, and my beloved Connie, You are all very strong people!!!!!!

God I hate people who work for Medicaid! It must be a requirement that all individuals that work for them must undergo a libotomy before their application for employment is even considered. Then they are only accepted as an employee if they really are the dumbest that they could find at the time. Common sense is thrown completely out the window when dealing with these people. I had to pay for a prescription today because they would only cover this particular type of medicine if the doctor broken down the main drugs in this medicine and wrote out 2 seperate prescriptions (one for each drug) for this one medication. The 2 drugs are more expensive if purchased sererately instead of combined but they won't pay for the combination. How smart is that?! Now I could have it worse. I could have shitty insurance with outrageous co-pay's for my prescriptions, or even no insurance at all. I should be glad that I have something to help me at all. However, I do have Medicaid, you would think that if a patient needed something because nothing else had worked they would cover the least expensive of the two possible costs. Call me 'SCROOGE' but it makes sense to me to do it that way.

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so frustrated I can't think clearly!

Lorene FUCK FAITH!!!! Just get rid of the damn pain. We live in the age of technology and science. This age has given us new and exciting ways to create better living through advanced chemistry. Who am I to deny progress? I firmly believe in the use and abuse of substances to bring harmony and tranquility into my little universe. And I don't have to wait for some damn fairy to tinkle on in and get rid of a pain that could have been gone 20 minutes after it had arrived had I simply took a Loratab.

On a lighter note...I love the "Body For Life" book!