Pisces!

I have decided that I am done with Virgo bashing and I am now moving on to the fish. This is an area I feel more than a little comfortable in getting into. So let me tell you about dating a Pisces. Fish tend to go with flow, for the most part they are easy going individual's, just don't reach out to touch them because that spooks them and sends them into hiding. Yeah, so, while they are generally easy going people they can also be very stubborn when it comes to getting things done and done right. If the salmon wants to swim upstream it will not only swim against the current it will jump up the water falls and make it to the top of the river dispite what the laws of nature and logic say. Oh, and then there is the emotions of a Pisces. Pisces are probably more emotional people than Virgo's (sorry had to bring the Virgo's in for this one). They do not wear their emotions on their sleeves the way Virgo's do. Infact you would never know a Pisces felt anything unless you actually asked them what they are feeling. They do not like sharing that part of themselves and know that once they do they have opened the can of worms that will get them hooked and cooked. A Pisces will give their heart and soul to the people they love and want in their lives, but they will also meet, spawn, and swim away real fast if given the opportunity. They know what is out in the real world but enjoy the seclusion and safety of staying in the nice flowing water going where ever the river will take them. They love to dream and live in those dreams, anything to keep them from the chaos of the world. If the have to join the world they become obsessed with doing things right and quickly to be able to get back into the nice safe river. The downside of this is they want to do it ALL right and quickly so they tend to jump from one thing to next to the next and rarely accomplish any of what they set out to do. If they do become focused on one thing, then that one thing becomes everything to them and they will not only complete it they will have a knowledge about it that rival most everyone. Picses Love to learn about everything and do everything and until all has been learned and tried they are not complete, and they will end up becoming grumpy insomniac's. So given this bit of knowledge, dating a Pisces is like walking into a whole other world. They can be some of the most loving and attentive people in the world. They can also be one of the most noncommital flighty people you will ever come across. Oh yeah, and we talk to and answer ourselves out loud in the middle of public events. This is a frightening thing to discover at the time it begin's and for no reason your date is arguing with themselves about how they should have gotten the white rose not the pink on for this date and....If this does happen to you just smile and say "honey did you say something?" That will usually kick them back into reality and stop the self talking to for the rest of the evening.

Whoa!

Not sure but the irony of this is scary Con.

"Whom she refuses, she treats still
With so much sweet behaviour,
That her refusal, through her skill,
Looks almost like a favour."
--William Congreve

I do have to say though, after a fabulous dinner and conversation with a beautiful blonde, I am more willing to open my mind to a commitment with a (sorry Steph) even more beautiful blonde. I didn't realize until tonight just how much I love being with Anne. So, with any hope she will disregard all of the comments on this page that make me look like a complete idiot, and allow me to continue to grow with her. Oh yeah you guy's, she does read this too.

Virgo's!

Yeah, so it appears that the whole idea of me having issues of any sort, good or bad, with a Virgo is a real hot topic. I do not hate Virgo's. Let's just get that clear now. I actually enjoy people regardless of their sign. How ever I think that if I was going to seek out a particular sign I would head towards a Leo. They are just such cute, big, luvable, kitty cats. But then again I'm not too bright either since I'm a fish. But then again there is that whole knowing that I am, yeah better leave that alone. Anyway I will stop my pursuit of the death of all Virgo's and will consentrate more on my own grip of reality, since it is obviously slipping.

The world is ending!

Yes, I am positive it is and let me tell you why. I have ZERO fashion sense. ZERO! I need help picking out a pair of shoes that match and they naturally come in two's. So what do I do? I go shopping all by myself to get a new outfit.

Oh wait, the scary part is yet to come.

I picked out a really cute outfit and it looks real good on me too. Now knowing that a new outfit needs new shoes (learned that from Connie), I proceed to where they keep those things, in boxes, in pairs just for people like me. I look at the shoes then look at the outfit, then back to the shoes and I reach for,*SIGH* the really cute white sandles. Those who know me also know that I NEVER wear sandles. The last time I owned sandles I was dressed in a yellow Easter dress, and I promptly buried those in the sand box after church along with my 3 year old baby brother.

Oh wait, it does get better.

Not only do I get girlie assed sandles I head over to the underwear section. They have smiley faces on them, but they are cute.

The world is ending and this time I am pretty sure it's not the Virgo's that are causing it.

Coming Soon...

Grace's View On The Zodiac

This delightful documentary will detail all sign in the Zodiac as well as Grace's personal experience's with individual's from all area's. You wil laugh. You will cry. But most of all you will learn just why Virgo's have been dubbed the "Root of all Evil". Don't miss this tribute to the Star's in the stars.

Hey...

I find this offending. I am good at everything.
You're good at what you do and hopeless at most other things. Join a team if you're not already part of one. Attentive friends and coworkers easily make up for each other's shortcomings.

Stranger's among us

So there are people just popping in and checking out my blog now. Guess I need to be nicer to Virgo's after all. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. I would like to know who Risk Taker is though. Probably another Virgo trying to mess with me.

I am kidding people. Virgo's are fine people. They have to be I would never have spent 7 years with one if they weren't. However, for now I am going to consentrate on Aries. I need to get my head ramed in to reality. Get it. I thought it was funny.

Well I am going to go clean my car then go shopping. Think I am going to try Lorene's relaxation technique's today. I need to go pick out paint for my room maybe carpet too. Have fun at work people :).

UGH!

Enough said.

Go Lando!

Will someone ask Jeff what chanting this does for one? That was kinda frightening to behold.

The world is wacked out!

For shits and giggle I was just looking at one of the personal's pages out there. Why is it that every other ad is looking for sex? Those that weren't looking for sex were all Virgo's so they were just looking for someone's heart to fuck up. I have decided that the personal's are a place I will definitely be avoiding. Not that I mind the idea of sex, it's just become a whole diferent game. Sex isn't exactly safe anymore. Even if you think you are being safe you cant be absolutely certain without having your trusty STD testing kit with you at all times. *SIGH* no sex for me. Oh well, maybe I should consentrate on what I have right under my nose and just stop looking for something. Of course that may mean I have just decided to settle for the first thing to come along. Not that settling for thins would be a bad thing it could actuall y be really good for me. Shit I hate drugs that cause you to get you to analyze every damn detail of your life. I think I will go back to bed now before I screw up my head anymore.

Saturday night, ahhhh!

Glad to be home where it's quiet and I can watch a show in peace. Well sorta.

Had a busy day once again. I have decided becoming noticed at work may not have been the best thing to have happen to me. I can't seem to find time to breathe anymore. The only good thing I can see come out of this is I may be on a plane to Florida then on to Vegas shortly there after. I am keeping my fingers crossed on that. We will see.

Discovered today I know absolutely nothing about Dylan. Which could be a good thing depending on who you talk to. I'm not sure about that one yet either. Guess I should spend a minute or two getting to know the people around me, or at least those I would like to have around me. Yeah, so I will get right on that shortly after I save the world and get the grass stains out of my tan slacks.

Hope everyone is having a pleasant weekend. I am now going to watch my movie and enjoy the few hours left until Monday.

Week from hell!

I have had the work week from hell. Monday took the final test for training. Got the top score in the class. Woop-de-do. Tues day we sorta screwed off in class until Corporate ATTBS (American Telephony & Telegraph Broadband Services) showed up to give us the pep talk for product launch. It was kind nice to put a face to the names and voices, I guess. After the pep talk I got a message that said I had to report to H.R. for some meeting. Being the ever optimist that I am I figured I was fired for mucking up that lady's account. I headed over and was put throught the waiting game that H.R. directors are famous for. I was certain I was fired by then. When she and my boss finally came in to get me I was paniced. They picked me up and carted me down the hall to one of the free rooms to talk. Walked in to a room full of people being read a letter of commendation presented to me. Kinda cool. Got the letter, an award, and a shirt. Then we had a little graduation party with cake and non alcoholic champagne. Tuesday afternoon I helped George move an entertainment center and a chair. Went home thinking I would unwind and get myself relaxed enough to get a good night's rest before the hell Wednesday I knew I was bound to have. Sure enough I was awake all frigin' night. Threw myself into a shower at 3:30am and dragged my ass out of the house around 5:30am hoping I wouldn't fall asleep on my way to work. I walked in the door at work and instantly began running my ass off all day. Seems someone forgot to notify the proper people that I have been off LOA for 2 months now so I had no access to the programs I needed to work. I was still set up for Internet Services. Dorks! So my boss had me be the know-it-all gopher all day. I got to run get coffee, make copies, write phone lists for support, and walk the floor helping all the agents who didn't bother to pay attention in class figure out how to do things. When I did finally get to sit down and answer a couple of calls myself I damn near did fall asleep. The boss let me leav a half hour early. Real generous considering I was an hour early getting to work. Went over and chatted with my mom for a bit then went home and cleaned house. I managed to collaps from exhastion around 10:30pm but woke up at 2:30am. Since I have today off I am going to go over and get me some sleeping pills and some valium or something to get this mania under control. If I don't start getting rest soon I will go nuts.

Another sleepless night.

Since sleep was lacking I spent the night downloading a few music files and a movie I wanted. I may as well be productive while I am being insomnic right?

I had a Friday from hell at work. Had a legal issue come up and somehow I ended up being the one to save AT&T's butt. I suppose a bit of stress is good for anyone. I did get a letter of commendation out of all of it. That could be good in the long run. I have my boss completly fooled. She actually said she wished that she could have my enthusiasm and energy. Like I ever have those at work. Needless to say, I was glad to get home.

Saw the Scooby Doo movie. It's a must see for anyone who grew up watching and loving the Scoob. If you never got into Scooby though save the money until it hit's the dollor theater's. You would be disappointed otherwise. Oh, and for the record, I was saying uber long before Shaggy. Just had to get that out. It's an Everquest pride sort of thing.

Later today my brother and I are taking our father golfing as a precursor to Father's Day. Should be good. The other brother has no desire to go with us so I am thinking we may end up taking the baby sister or mom to complete the four.

Sunday the dog's have a date up a Tanner Park. So bright and early will be heading up there to run our butt's off. Then we will be doing the worship the dad thing the rest of the day.

Weekend is scheduled. Now if only I could manage to do that with the rest of the week.

Sorry!

I have been a bit lax in updating the blog thing. Not that I haven't thought about updating, just haven't found the time to. It was a busy week and weekend (Not that I am going to let you all in on the details). I am still trying to figure everything out. Started the official dating thing. That went very well. Now if I can just figure out if I really should pursue it. She is a great woman, I am just not sure I want to be someone's rebound while I am trying to rebound. Ya know? We will have to see how it all pan's out.

The Aunt is leaving tomorrow morning. It's about time. I thought I was going to have to kill her to get her out of the house. She will be gone until the end of the month then she's going to come and do the check in thing. I really hope she just finds a job and stay's gone. It's not that I don't love her it's just that she really needs to be working.

I am thinking I will move in with my parent next month. If I ever want a home of my own I need to get money stashed. I am not going to get that done by putting money into this place. I have found I don't have the patients it takes to put this place back together. So I am going to throw all my crap into my parents house so that I can add a bit more chaos to thier lives.

Work is going well. It's a bit on the stupid side sometimes but over all not too bad.

I am watching Abby and Cameron tonight while the parents take thier first date since the baby. I am really hoping that that goes well. Whith the way my luck has been going Abby is going to hate me a scream all night. Oh well.

Morning!

The work week began, ever so nicely yesterday. Whatver. Everyone I talked to yesterday was having a day full of chaos. Mine was not too much different. It wasn't a bad day, just had a difficult time getting everything in to the day that needed doing. Taking a 2 hour nap with Connie didn't help me accomplish things, but it was definatly nice to have. I am hope that today will be nice a quiet. We will see.

Good Day

The day was a pretty good one. Got up at the wonderful time of 3:30am just so I could take the dog's for a walk. It was actually a nice walk. Not too cool out this morning. It felt like it was around 70 degrees out. I am crazy trying to walk two Lab's at the same time but it is getting easier. Got home and took a quick shower threw on some clothes and headed off to work.

Work was interesting. Michelle is now in town so she kind of hovered over the class today becaus Jerimiah had already done work toward the day of training. It was a tense enviorment to say the least. I think there was jealousy amoung trainers. I totally took advantage of the situation and hassled both with all sorts of legal liability questions. I was basically a pest all day, but they were all valid questions. We got paychecks today. Anyday that someone gives you money has to be a good day. Final got my check routed to the right bank account so I was even that much more happy.

After work I dash down to Smith's and picked up the Florida pictures. I only let them sit there for a month before I remembered them at a time I had actual money to pick them up. Most of the pictures came out the one's that didn't are the one's of the dog's. The Japanese Steak House pictures didn't turn out either but I will live. It was fun to look at them. Went and showed them to my dad and had a good time telling all the stories. The sunset pictures all turned out well. I would say I am going to scan them and post them for you all to see, but we all know I would be lying. That would require me to hook the scanner back up and that is way to much work for my tired body to do.

Weekend has officially begun. Got to run pick up a baby shower gift for the security guard at work. Anyone know where I can find Suzie Q baby stuff? I don't think they make that anymore do they? She's done the whole baby room up in that little yellow duck and friends theme, so she really want's stuff that matches. Maybe I will just buy her some sort of new baby kit with power and crap in it. The shower in Saturday afternoon so I should run out tonight and find something. Tomorrow night my cousin is having a combined Mother-Son birthday party for her and Braxtyn. Not sure about going to that since I was never formally asked if I wanted to attend. Nice huh? Might just go out and hit the town instead. Sunday I plan on doing a bit of yard work and chatting with my cuz in Australia. Should be a good weekend.

Nevermind the walk.

It's way to hot to walk. I am just going to get up a half hour earlier tomorrow and walk them. I am turning into a heat wimp.

Alright now that everyone else has done the stupid little "get to know ya" form I figured I would put in my version as well. Whether you like it or not here ya go.

IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
Washington coast. Want to watch the sun set over the ocean every night.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
None. Would rather run around naked.

FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE SAME (or opposite) SEX?
Butt's definately the butt's.

WHAT'S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?
Me pay money for music, right.

WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
Near water.

WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
Church.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?
My back and neck.

WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?
Mind. I have learned that a strong body isn't all it's cracked up to be.

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?
Before the sun comes up.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?
The stove. Unless you count the ice maker I want.

WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?
Just about everything.

IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Give me an instrument and I will play it. It's my one inate talent.

FAVORITE COLOR?
Evergreen Green.

WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?
SUV. I like taking the bumpy route.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?
Yep.

FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK?
The Giving Tree.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Believe it or not Summer. Especially when I can run around naked.

WHAT'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?
Dusting.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I don't really want a super power. Too much responsibility.

IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
Yin &Yang with Dolphins surrounding it.

CAN YOU JUGGLE?
Yep. Not very good at it but I can juggle.

THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?
Don't laugh but been there done that.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY?
Wednesday. The week is halfway over but still not done.

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
I don't have a trunk.

WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?
Sushi. It's actually quite good.

FROM THE PEOPLE WHO READ THIS POST, WHO'S MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
My guess would be Lorene.

WHO'S LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Yeah, not sure about that. Wouldn't want to second guess people.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL?
Any one that does cause me to stop breathing.

IF YOU COULD SEDUCE A STAR, WHO WOULD IT BE?
While I find a few very attractive I am not sure I would want to suduce any of them.

WHAT'S THE QUOTE YOU MOST OVERUSE?
Yeah,.

Well there you go. More insite on my little world.

WORK!

Finally, we actually did some work and training today. We have my old trainer stepping in until the trainer from Florida arrives. I was thinking that in and of itself would make the day another one of our sit and surf day's, but amazingly enough we actually covered a bunch of new stuff. This I am sure only happened because the BOSS was there but at least it happened. I am happy.

After work I went to the golf corse to pound a few balls out on to the driving range. I discovered a few things while doing this. 1) My shoulder is much better than I thought it would be. 2) I have a bad slice. 3) Never go to a golf course at 2:00 in the afternoon wearing dark colored jeans, it's way to hot out. Thankfully I was dressed casual today so only the jeans were dark. By the time I finished off a small bucket of balls I was drenched. Glad I didn't get the big bucket. Tomorrow I am taking shorts to change into after work.

Just in case anyone wants to know, you can't donate platelets until 6 months after a surjury. It can interfere with the healing process. Not sure how since all my wounds are healed but appearently it can. I can't donate blood at all and now they don't want my platelets. Should I ever try to be nice and helpful to society again? Probably since I only have to wait until September to make a platelet donation, but it's tempting to say "screw you". Since the platelets go to hemophiliac's and other's who have problems with their clotting factor's, and I just don't like the idea of someone bleeding to death when it can be prevented, I will be in the ARUP office on September 20th trying to do my part to help. Janet, Brad, and Connie will be donating this Sunday. I am discovering Janet is a bit on the proactive side. I guess I could be a bit more active. I complain enough about not ever having anything to do so her suggesting the platelet thing was probably a good thing even if I can't donate right now.

Well, going to go walk the dog's and gather up the crap for work tomorrow so I can get to bed at a reasonable hour.

Better day!

Much better day so far. Took two ambien last night and actually got some good sleep. Woke up bright eyed and bushy tailed, watch it Connie and Dee, ready to go at 4:00 this morning. I did have some really bazaar deams. Anytime Chet and Shane walk into a dream wearing wolf costumes you have to begin to wonder if you are over drugged.

I did get my car washed finally last night. I have been putting that off for way too long. Now if I manage to get it vacuumed out tonight I will be a very happy camper.

As you can tell we are once again working ever so diligently to train hard here at work. My high hopes of actually getting some training in were dashed when we found out the Trainer from Florida had to postpone her flight in due to a family issue and therefore the BIG boss is going to catchup on her work and not be here today. ARGH!!! I hate feeling useless.

Another Day...

Will someone remind me to work on this stupid page? It's about as boring as hell on a hot day. Nothing ever changing. Same thing is happening in my life to. You think there might be a pattern emerging? I need to start focusing on a few things more things in life. I also need to start getting to bed at a decent hour. Man was I exhaused this morning. Good thing we aren't doing anything at work. Found out today that the BIG boss is going to be sitting in on the next part of our training. Wonder if we will actually begin training. I sit at a desk for 7 and a half hours a day surfing Everquest sites and emailing random people all day. How, do you think, this allows me to learn a blasted thing? I am getting real tired of not doing anything. I am not one who enjoys just sitting around when I know I can and should be doing something productive. I was also wondering why, out of 4 classes, it's our's she has to join? I guess I should be happy. At least, in theory, we will begin training again. I won't have to sit around anymore. Right? Oh, and while I am ranting, what's up with female hormones? Why is it that a woman can burst in to tears just because she is forced to play all day? Shouldn't I have been thrilled with the opportunity to play? Why can't I get something resembling balance in my life? Why isn't someone calling me with all the answers? I know there is some sort of method to all this madness but I will be damned if I can find it. When someone gets the answers will you please call me and let me know? I don't think I can handle another day like today. I know my trainer was a bit confused when I couldn't stop bawling. I don't think I should put her through another day like today either.